The World's First Tactical Assault Stroller!
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The stroller market has become incredibly advanced however NONE of them can really keep your child safe from our dangerous world! An evil doer can EASLIY snatch your child right out of the stroller or even steal the stroller all together and you're too slow or weak to stop them. So I added a built in flamethrower and taser for your child's safety.
I honestly thought this video would go viral.... I know I say that with all of my videos but apparently not many people were interested in seeing a stroller with a flamethrower. Somehow YouTube was recommending my video with some documentary video about nun's who abused children. I probably made one too many pedophile jokes for the algorithm.
One little know fact is my GoPro stopped filming the first time my girlfriend pepper sprayed me and we had to re do the bit. So I essentially got pepper sprayed twice in one night all in the name of making you laugh.
This video is also where I officially make my girlfriend my safety officer. I can be the first to admit that it wasn't the smartest idea to fire off a flame thrower in the garage. You can see in the thumbnail that flames are licking the ceiling (impressive power I know). So I had her stand behind the camera with a fire extinguisher to be safe. The real reason I did it indoors was so that I could shut the lights off and get the most dramatic image for the flames possible.
I think every little boy and girl should make a homemade flamethrower in their lifetime. It's just good ole fashion fun! And though my fire extinguisher that I used as the body of the flamethrower had a faulty nozzle, when I was able to pressurize it fully it worked impressively well! And who knew that creamer made such a good fuel source?
In this project I had to learn to solder to customize the taser handle. That was quite fun but what was unexpected is the variability in how painful the taser was. When me and my safety officer were zapping each other it wasn't bad at all. Then pressing it with my barehand was quite literally shocking!
Where my skills really limited me here was filming the fake infomercial at the end. This was one scene that the vision and execution were MILES apart. Some of it was my own lack of performance, and some was my limited editing ability but we're gettin better folks.